Tim just entered the room and put on a black T-shirt(after removing his other mostly black T-shirt).
“Oh yeah baby. This is my strawberry milk shirt. I.E. the shirt I wear when I drink strawberry milk.”
I look over to his desk and see a pink plastic container of strawberry milk.
“You’re a fucking psychopath. You need to be stopped.”
Tim tilts his head back maniacally and laughs.